Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
Book Quotes: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"You might wear that scar like a crown, Potter, but it is not up to a seventeen-year-old boy to tell me how to do my job!"
walk into the club like waddup i can perform les mis all by myself
Actual Scene vs. Gag Reel - Season 9
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
allison argent could literally step on my face in her boots and i would compliment her on her flawless archery skills and cute dimples and be generally grateful that she deemed me important enough to be stepped on
love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating
yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
*Snape casually eavesdropping*
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”
Congratulations you are now skinny
this changed my life
I would sleep in this until I got too old to climb up the ladder dead ass